A Keep quiet and insist on a lawyer,
B. Get your business straight with the law,
C. Fondle your junk

"[KANSAS CITY] A man taken into custody for rape allegations now faces
obscenity charges after police say he was caught stroking himself inside a
police interrogation room."

"When police left [the suspect] in a police interrogation room he reportedly
blocked the door with his chair, pulled out his penis and began to
masturbate."

http://hiphopwired.com/2010/08/19/ma...ew-room-99999/

What would you think if you were the cop doing the interview and couldn't
get back in the interview room? How would you write your report?