Not mine, found it browsing:

O Lord, so far today I've not hurt myself or anyone else. I've not
coveted my neighbor's tools, and I've not damaged any of mine. I've not
been led into temptation to buy one of those fancy laser guided saws
that Norm uses on the New Yankee Workshop. I've not messed up any of my
projects, nor had any cause to take Thy name in vain.

For this I give thanks. But, Lord, I'm gonna get out of bed pretty
soon, and then I'll need all the help You can offer ...