"Halmyre" wrote in message
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Ne'er-do-wells unscrewed the door of my shed and made off with my
elderly Husqvarna mower. However, phoned the insurance company and
they phoned back within a couple of hours to say that they were
authorising a replacement. Result! So, message to the scrotes - get
it
up ye! (ancient Scottish blesssing).

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Halmyre

Beware - they have a habit of returning a few weeks later to nick the
replacement new stuff - happens VERY often.

AWEM