"Ken" wrote in message
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Stormin Mormon wrote:
At the ammusement park, they make kids go through twists and turns
on
the roller coaster. The kids come out of the ride wobbly, can't
talk,
and sometimes barf on the sidwalk.

I think the last phone guy might have used twisted pair wire, for
my
phone. The electrons come out wobbly, and I can't tell what people
are
saying. Maybe I should call em back and ask for straight wire, so
the
electrons don't sound so funny at the receivers?


I think I just found another Czar candidate for the Obama cabinet.
You seem to meet most of the requirements, but are you black????

I remember one time long ago my Mom was on the phone and she was
complaining about the static. It was before the days of cordless
phones. I was over by the counter and I picked up the cord and started
twisting it and going through all kinds of gyrations and ask my Mom if
she thought what I was doing had anything to do with her problem. She
screamed at me to put that wire down so she could hear. She really
thought I was choking off the words running through the lines.