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On Jul 30, 8:09*pm, "JimT" wrote:
"Tegger" wrote in message

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"JimT" wrote in
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A tow truck is here to take my neighbor's BMW away. It just doesn't
get any better than this. The tow truck is blocking the driveway so he
can't get out.


Old joke:
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?


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Tegger


Porcupine has the pricks outside. Ba-da-bing!


You know, here in the UK we notice that BMWare driven by pillocks too.
Must be something about them..