A tow truck is here to take my neighbor's BMW away. It just doesn't get
any
better than this. The tow truck is blocking the driveway so he can't get
out.

I take it you don't like your neighbor?

Don't know about you, but I don't like anyone who owns a BMW. They have a
Mercedes wannabe complex, and act out. Hey, I can't help it if they can't
afford a Mercedes and have to settle for a Beemer.

Steve