On Friday, July 30th, 2010 at 23:56:04h +0100, Geoff declared:

Your house is unlikely to fall down or suffer expensive damage

Unless there is a colony of gray squirrels in the neighborhood.

http://www.dailymail.co.UK/news/article-1298984/Squirrels-chew-electrical-wires--burn-luxury-400-000-home.html