"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
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I have started half a dozen smouldering fires with fag ends. Including one
in the North Vietnamese Embassy, but that's another story..all were put
out by ME.

I've seen fat fires three-4 times. All put out without intervention by The
Authorities..
I've started half a dozen chimney fires as well, all doused in seconds..


Bloody 'ell, a walking disaster.
I can safely claim to have only started one unintentional fire and I don't
think a four year old can be held responsible so I don't accept the blame.