On Jul 21, 7:13*pm, Smitty Two wrote:
In article ,

*"HeyBub" wrote:

Here's what we used to do to people we didn't like:

1. Turn off the lights in their office.
2. Remove the florescent bulbs
3. Drill a 1/16" hole in the end of the tube (have spares - some will
break).
4. With a funnel, dribble 1 tablespoon of gasoline into the tube.
5. Seal the hole with caulk.
6. Replace tube and leave.

Ever seen a volcano erupt downward?

Was this in your official capacity as a LEO?

==
More likely as Chief Execution Officer.
==