I don't think they do pay them at Lidl, I think they just get a free
meal of a trough of baked beans garnished with a couple of dead dogs.

I wouldn't pay them in washers and I 'm certain you wouldn't either.

As it happens the staff in Lidls are the most helpful and courteous of
all the supermarkets round here.

Thanks but no thanks if the one in Milton Keynes is typical, (we don't
have one) it reminded me of a supermarket behind the iron curtain in
1969. IE stock levels of tinned fruit in single digit quantities.

Is tinned fruit the benchmark? Gawd help us.