We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember geraldthehamster
saying something like:

It needs to go up a flight of stairs with 3 winders at the bottom. The
stairs are newly fitted, and have newel bottoms but no balustrade.
They are stained and varnished and need not to be dinged or chipped.

There is nothing available upstairs to attach a block and tackle
to ;-)

Scaffold tower, block and tackle, slide in the window, sorted.