Clot wrote:
geoff wrote:
In message _Q31o.3$ja2.0@hurricane, Clot
writes
geoff wrote:
In message ,
Andy Burns writes
The Natural Philosopher wrote:

ARWadsworth wrote:

"Dave Liquorice" wrote:

ARWadsworth wrote:

How are you supposed to use them to get up and down the
stairs?

Didn't the hospital give you lessons?

I have not been to hospital.

So who gave you the crutches then?

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Simple-Crutches

Doesn't that require a certain amount of mobility in order to
create them?

I have my crutches up in the loft - from a skiing accident 25 years
ago

How are you going to get them when you next need them?

I'll ask Adam how to climb stairs when you're a crip - he'll be an
expert by then

that caused me some mirth

Hmm? Sorry about the echo.

And also apologies to you Adam at having a laugh at your expense!