geoff wrote:
In message _Q31o.3$ja2.0@hurricane, Clot
writes
geoff wrote:
In message , Andy
Burns writes
The Natural Philosopher wrote:

ARWadsworth wrote:

"Dave Liquorice" wrote:

ARWadsworth wrote:

How are you supposed to use them to get up and down the stairs?

Didn't the hospital give you lessons?

I have not been to hospital.

So who gave you the crutches then?

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Simple-Crutches

Doesn't that require a certain amount of mobility in order to create
them?

I have my crutches up in the loft - from a skiing accident 25 years
ago

How are you going to get them when you next need them?

I'll ask Adam how to climb stairs when you're a crip - he'll be an
expert by then

that caused me some mirth


or ...

send the missus up to get them