On Sat, 17 Jul 2010 11:33:24 -0700, David Nebenzahl
wrote:

...
Ackshooly, the homeowners are lucky, because the last time they called
the telco (AT&T), they got a guy who scurried about under the house,
found the problem (this was a DSL issue), fixed it, and DIDN'T CHARGE
THEM ANYTHING FOR IT! They think they can get this person to perform
another miracle for them.

That would truely be a miracle, and if it happens they should also
consdier buying a handful of lottery tickets. Heck, just one lottery
ticket, it will win.