We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "ARWadsworth"
saying something like:

Or you could just do a Homer Simpson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jU8846g36c&NR=1

Or just have a toolkit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHwKLhIpa94&NR=1