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Default Install bidet on toilet

On Jul 7, 2:33*am, wrote:
On Tue, 6 Jul 2010 18:47:26 -0700 (PDT), Higgs Boson

wrote:
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Looking for real-world experience installing a bidet on existing
toilet. *Basically, it's a spray nozzle attached to the water supply.
If anybody's done this, wd appreciate your sharing brand purchased and
if installation was complicated.


TIA


You can make your own. *Just attach the water inlet to a piece of 3/4"
copper tubing. *Put a valve in line. *Bend the tubing to fit to the
rear of the seat. *Let it stick up about a foot above the seat. *When
you finish taking a ****, sit on the pipe and let it go all the way up
your asshole. *When it's all the way up your butt hole, turn on the
valve and let it do the cleaning. *If you want, you could rig this up
so the water comes out the pipe when you flush the toilet. *This way
you can flush the toilet and your asshole at the same time.

Note, if brown water starts coming out of your mouth, it's time to
shut off the valve.


Does your mommy know you are playing with her computer?

Harry K