"Phil L" wrote in message
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dennis@home wrote:
"brass monkey" wrote in message
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Bit of a follow-on from Adams post (which is a hoot).

Our pooch (who sticks her paws up to us) ran over the road and
piddled on a front lawn. As I collected the pooch the 'lady' of the
house (35'ish) came out muttering something. I said sorry or pardon
(I forget which), she burst forth (in upper case) with "YOU HEARD
WHAT I SAID", I kinda lost interest after that. I'm just hoping that
she'll need some help sometime, I doubt it'll ever happen, sadly (it
never does). Yet again I must have 'walk all over me' written on my
brow. I would have said 'I hope you don't mind me asking but would
you try to keep your dog off our front lawn please'.
Yes I know, I'm the pillock.



So now you have ****ed off your neighbour and let your dog cause a
dead patch on her lawn what's the next step?

He didn't 'let' the dog **** on the grass, it just ****ed on the grass,
it's an animal, not an extension of himself, this is where irrational
people like you and his snotty neighbour can't seperate the two.

If it had been my dog i would have apologised to the neighbour and scolded
the mutt in the process, and if any 'UPPER CASE' mutterings came forth,
they would have been told that, 'it's a dog, it's not on a secret mission
to kill grass and nor was it ordered to do so, and get the **** over it
you sad ****'



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Phil L


Buy a cat. It is guaranteed it will **** and **** in the neighbours garden.

Adam