On Jul 5, 3:52*am, The Daring Dufas
wrote:
On 7/4/2010 7:44 PM, HeyBub wrote:





The Daring Dufas wrote:

I wish more people studied history. When I was younger, I spent hours
at the public library reading anything that caught my eye but alas,
now homeless cretins have taken up residence at many of them and if
the librarians run them out, there are screams of racism and the
protests marches startup again. Welcome to the real world.

Well, YOU could tell them to leave. If they ask you just who you think you
are, simply say, in a LOUD voice:

"I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three
continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses
and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and
tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a
dozen fortunes, KILLED MANY MEN and loved only one woman with a passion a
FLEA like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. NOW, GO
HOME, BOY!"

They will instantly conclude you are crazier than they and decamp.

I've actually used the crazy man ploy on panhandlers. When they
make their approach to me I sort of cock my head and do the wonky,
wild eye look and start crying "EEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee, EEEEEEEEeeeeeee"
as I walk toward them with my arms outstretched, fingers wiggling
and my tongue wagging. The other thing that works quite well if
they're far enough away is for me to reach for my black Mini Mag
in its holster as though it was a pistol. They tend to turn around
real quick and leave.

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Mini Mag?