"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
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This is my fantasy: I'm talking to someone who's using a Bluetooth thing
with their cell phone. I can actually understand them. It has yet to
happen.

What about you?

Bluetooth is a short range wireless technology, and not "a" thing. I use a
Blue Ant bluetooth speakerphone in my truck, and it sounds great, loud and
clear at both ends.