George wrote:

I called one yesterday that trumped that. Welcome to cheapo mega corp,
our options have changed, press one for this or 2 for that. I press 2,
welcome to cheapo mega corp, our options have changed, press one for
this or 2 for that or 3 for this other thing. I press 1, welcome to
cheapo mega corp, our options have changed, press one for this or 2
for that, 3 for another thing. I pressed 2 and heard "that is an
invalid option---goodbye...".

I called back again and was careful to pick 2 and it again hung up on
me. I called back again and got the same result. I then called back
and chose another option and got a voicemail announcement I couldn't
understand. No one has returned my call.

How about the companies that only refer you to there webpage, no matter
which option you press.

Jon