On Fri, 04 Jun 2010 15:52:11 -0700, wrote:



Get a clue, man. Your metamorphosis into gummer 2.0 is accelerating.

Wayne

A conspiracy theory for death,
Noir fancies that recall MacBeth.
The foul stench of fear,
Or a fart from the rear?
Perhaps we're just smelling Wayne's breath.

Wayne likens himself to Al Gore
And Obama, and possibly more.
Move over, Sky Daddy,
Defer to this laddie
With the off-the-charts arrogance score.

Of substandard performance in school,
He likes to dispense ridicule.
Because he's anonymous
He can be eponymous
With his favorite partisan fool.

His obsession with one Gunner Asche,
While living himself on no cash,
Defines his existance
With posessed persistance
That portends a paranoid crash.

Conspiracies contrived to crisp 'em?
Wayne clearly would rather not risk 'em.
He's like Barack and Gore
But Sky Daddy spoor.
Hail mother of Wayne, pax vobiscum!