On 6/1/2010 11:07 PM, mac davis wrote:
On Tue, 1 Jun 2010 20:12:32 -0400, (94 Proof) wrote:


I guess if that's the only way you can get a woody..


mac

Please remove splinters before emailing

It's kind of sad, but I have to tell this story. A few years back a
very good friend of mine came down with cancer of the penis. He had
radiation therapy (believe me, from the tales he told me, you never want
radiation therapy on your penis), but it did not work. He later had to
have his penis amputated. They all thought that the amputation stopped
it. Bob had an amazing sense of humor through it all, so we, the other
guys at work and I , decided to throw a gag gift party. I can't
remember all the gifts, but one guy got him a Snap-on-Tools catalog, and
I turned for him a rather large sized manhood out of some dark walnut.
I turned it off center and it was quite, if I say so myself, realistic
looking. (I only wish I were so richly endowed.) He loved it (passive,
not active, verb) and showed it off to everybody.

As a follow up, the cancer was still there, and returned last winter.
Bob passed away a year ago this month. At his memorial service it was
mentioned that he had kept his shop-made member as a remembrance.