Andy Dingley wrote:

Have a grown-up explain the differences between "laminated" and
"toughened" to you.

Perhaps you could do so? I have several pieces of laminated glass which
are toughened. i.e. the laminate is a sheet of toughened glass, the
polymer then a sheet of non-toughened glass.

It's all very well to get snotty about these things, but you had better
be sure of the grounds on which you build your heap of snot.