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harry wrote:
On May 10, 3:33�am, The Daring Dufas
wrote:
Tony wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote:
Next time you're in the states, please try to visit a Pentacostal or
Baptist congregation. Some of them are a lot of fun to watch. Others,
more subdued.
I'm in Baptist country. �Scary! �For example a nice friendly billboard
sign they put up. �It's all black with white letters and reads "Believe
in Jesus or LIVE IN ETERNAL HELL". �Just a friendly little reminder as
you enter their town.

I love my Southern Baptist cousins, they're so much fun to tease. I
can say "hello" to a Southern Baptist woman and she's offended because
"hell" is a swear word and "O" is a sexual reference.

TDD


BTW, we have Pentacostals and Baptists here but they seem fairly sane
insofar as any religoius nut can be regarded as sane.


I come from a multi-species family. Roman Catholic, Jew and space alien
on one side, Southern Baptist, Southern Methodist, Druid and a group who
worship some sort of fungus that glows in the dark on the other side of
the family. I have a right to pick on anybody because they're relatives.
I often explain to people that I have no fear of terrorists because as a
small boy, I had Irish nuns for teachers. Nothing scares me except for
an irrational fear of giant albino penguins.

TDD