RBnDFW wrote:

Even better:

A grim report circulating in the Kremlin today written by Russia’s
Northern Fleet

is reporting that the United States has ordered a complete media
blackout over North Korea’s torpedoing of the giant Deepwater Horizon
oil platform owned by the World’s largest offshore drilling contractor
Transocean


Was that from The Onion?

Wes
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"Additionally as a security officer, I carry a gun to protect
government officials but my life isn't worth protecting at home
in their eyes." Dick Anthony Heller