On Tue, 4 May 2010 09:51:24 -0600, "Max"
wrote the following:

"Tim Daneliuk" wrote

On 5/4/2010 10:04 AM, Morris Dovey wrote:

Here's my weird thought for the day:

The drum major doesn't choose the parade route.

[That's weird alright, Lob.]


Here's mine:

7-11s are open 24 x 7 x 365 - why do they have door locks?

So the clerk can go pee?

"Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Manager. I thought that hole in that there safe
was for relieving myself into."

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All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian,
or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up
to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit.
--Thomas Paine