"Ron" wrote in message
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On Apr 29, 7:00 pm, LSMFT wrote:
Most men don't realize how they **** all over the floor, all over the
toilet and all over the wall with their splatter unless they live alone
and clean their own bathrooms.
Besides sitting down, is there a way to reduce/stop splatter?

Do you stand to take a ****?

In Mexico, you betcha!