On Fri, 30 Apr 2010 08:05:36 -0700 (PDT), Toom Tabard
wrote:

Local cats have learned to flee at
a rate of knots when my wife enters the garden, and later throw
themselves under the wheels of buses when she walks down the street.


Does she have a similar effect on people?

I ask because she could be deployed to solve the immigration problem.

;-)