"Simon C." . wrote in message
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On Thu, 29 Apr 2010 20:27:31 +0000 (UTC), Heliotrope Smith
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Air pistol/rifle, catapult, 230 volts, dog (most sizes) size 7 or over
boot, the answers go on and on

Oh don't worry, I've had all these thoughts, plus 'weedburner' which
has so many uses beyond burning weeds.

In future I guess I'll have to put 'serious replies only please'

But do carry on, joking or otherwise.

Joking apart a pressure washer, or even a large water pistol can be very
effective.

Peter Crosland