The Daring Dufas wrote:
aemeijers wrote:
EXT wrote:

"Oren" wrote in message
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On Thu, 29 Apr 2010 19:00:45 -0400, LSMFT wrote:

Besides sitting down, is there a way to reduce/stop splatter?

Not as long as females desire to **** standing up. Some ladies want
urinals, instead of the sit down bowls.

Beware of menstrual fluids on a commonly used toilet.

Ever lifted the toilet seat and looked at the underside of it in an
all female house --- disgusting. Males are not the only ones to make
a mess, it is just a little wider distributed.

Amen to that. One semester in college, I worked as a night shift
janitor in one of the larger buildings on campus. The women's cans
were ALWAYS far nastier than the men's. Many women apparently can't
bring themselves to sit on those 'nasty' toilet seats, so instead,
they 'hover' over them. You fill in the details. Although I have never
been in the womens' can in a bar, I understand those are even worse,
due to the influence of booze on volume and hovering steadiness.


Oh yea, that's why it take two women to go to the restroom,
one has to cantilever the other off the seat.

TDD

Nah, that is a function of a different CG and different hinge pin alignment.

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