"Ignoramus11457" wrote in message
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On 2010-04-28, Ed Huntress wrote:

Well, I don't know how useful these tips are, but it's good to see how
many
people have a sense of humor about kicking the bucket. g

When I was young -- in my teens -- I wanted to be stuffed and mounted,
sitting on top of my headstone. Then I realized that would be a terrible
waste of resources, and it wouldn't last very long.


When I die, I want a bronze statue of me made, on a horse, holding a
adjustable wrench in the right arm, and a laptop in the left.

Hey, that's a good one. If I did that it would have to be a transmission
shift lever and a fly rod.

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Ed Huntress