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Default Gnats :-(

On Sun, 25 Apr 2010 11:12:33 -0700, Tim Wescott
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Jim Thompson wrote:
This wet (and cold) winter, due to global warming ;-) has left us here
in AZ over-run with gnats as the weather warms up.

They're even getting into the house.

Any convenient solutions?


Call your local police force, and complain that the gnats are illegal
immigrants.

When they get there, demand to see birth certificates (be sure to have
yours handy).


Now! Now! Be nice! The law simply says that in addition to the
normal "show your driver's license" during a traffic stop or similar,
UPON SUSPICION, because you can't produce ID, the officer can ask if
you're a legal immigrant.

Personally I think, instead of jail time, we need to institute
"rock-pile" service... a year on the rock pile, particularly if
administered by Arpaio should stop this nonsense.

...Jim Thompson
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