"The Ranger" wrote in message
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Nick Aron wrote in message
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[Neighor's noise coming into backyard and over fence]

Unfortunately, you're going to have to fight the noise with a form of
softer noise: a bubbling fountain, a pond with a "waterfall," etc. Or you
could install an outdoor music system which will allow you to control what
music you do hear.

Of course a water cannon aimed square into the offenders' backyard might
have the desired affect as well. EG

How bout 150 db **sine waves**, from 6' Marshall amps??
DAT will clear out asshole neighbors, and virtually *all wildlife*, proly
rats AND roaches.

Choose yer frequency..... the right one will start shattering window glass.

No evil grin here.... ahm in the process of preparing for this..... for
the mutha****as who see fit to use 5 hp unmufflered leaf blowers, to blow
one effing leaf up the road, for five/six hundred feet.

Gotta be a penis-thing.....
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EA



The Ranger