The King wrote:
On Thu, 8 Apr 2010 20:27:09 -0500, "Oscar_Lives"
wrote:

"The King" wrote in message
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On Thu, 8 Apr 2010 08:34:53 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:

There is no such thing as perfect. All refrigeration systems
leak to some extent.
Why do you lie?

Why do bears **** in the woods?

Bears are mormon too?

Naw... They would look silly running around in Holy underwear.