Some moron wrote:

How do I start a web browser and point it to google?
Can anybody tell me how to come up with a clever search string like
"electric caulk gun review" ? Where's that neighbor's five year old
when I need him?

Who urinated in your bowl of Total?

Why don't we just disband the newsgroup and use Google? You stalk me like a
shadow. Get a life, will ya? And either learn to use those little arrows
to ignore threads, or turn in your computer. You're the one too stupid to
use one.

Steve