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Default Cut off your finger? Sue

On Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:35:12 -0600, the infamous
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On Mon, 8 Mar 2010 17:34:23 -0500, "Ed Pawlowski" wrote:



"GarageWoodworks" wrote

http://bit.ly/bUTXOP

Suing after you cut your finger off is dumb. Recently I find myself full of
fear every time I want to cut a piece of wood on my saw. I'm a nervous
wreck and the stress is not good for me. I'm going to sue so they put a
flesh detecting device on my saw and enough money for a relaxing vacation.


Have a beer. I'll sooth your nerves.

Get my lawyer on the phone.


Better yet, if you go drink a fifth of bourbon before using the saw,
you can sue both the distillery and the sawmaker, you wonderful guy!

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