"Adrian C" wrote in message
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Looking out of the patio window, I observed one of the many local grey
squirrel scounderals tearing up the flower pots.

Since I meself am not a squirrel, and not even of a related species,
whenever I look at one of them unfortunately I can't tell the difference
between one fiend and another. At an identity line on charges for criminal
wosits to flower pots, it would be difficult to nab the correct critter.

I'm thinking of integrating into the garden a spray device with a colour
marker. Hair dye maybe? What do they use for tagging sheep?

foxes?