This info for the OP.

You have been selected by aliens as a test case They harvested your
DNA from your trash and can.

Very soon they will steal you away like your can, its already at their
alien planet. YOU NEXT!

Personally I wish some alien had taken bush away before he was
president, cause he left a big mess......

Even better bush #1 his mom and dad should of had him aborted, since
he was a abortion as president!