On 15 Jan 2010 09:37:06 GMT, the infamous Puckdropper
puckdropper(at)yahoo(dot)com scrawled the following:

Larry Jaques wrote in
:


"Hello? Yes, Freud, I laid the saw blade on my stack of wood and it
did nothing. None of it was cut to the proper length when I checked on
it in the morning. What do I do now?"


"Larry, did you open the package first? It won't work in the package."

"NOW you tell me..."

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The greatest fine art of the future will be the making
of a comfortable living from a small piece of land.
--Abraham Lincoln