Steve Firth wrote:
Dave wrote:

Steve Firth wrote:
Dave wrote:

how long would it take me
to train her in sexual education?
About five minutes if you leave her around Portsmouth.
RAOTFLMAO

What is it about Portsmouth that brings this up with such regularity?

Umm, it's the home of both the Navy and the Marines. Does it need more
than that to set the scene?

Sorry, I forgot about the Marines. Daughter lives in a maisonette that
must have housed the Marines and I often wonder what stories the walls
could tell. You could imagine the cock of the unit humping every one's
wife and smirking at their husbands.

Dave