Bob Eager gurgled happily, sounding much like they
were saying:

The problem ain't the snow or the ice, it's the poor idiots who never
got taught to drive on them.

And the fact that most of the 4x4 mob think 4WD is a universal panacea.
All they do is spin more wheels, getting even less adhesion than in a
2WD...

But it gets even funnier when they DO get it moving, then find they've
got no braking or cornering grip.