On Tue, 05 Jan 2010 23:52:50 +0000, "george [dicegeorge]"
wrote:

there was a woman on the news who went to inverness on xmas eve to buy a
turkey,
and hasnt got home to her husband yet.
[g]
(thats what she told him and he believed it!)

Ah but you missed out the important points ..wehere she lives and what
sort of transport she has to take .