mark wrote:
"Dave" wrote in message
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I have to travel from Preston Lancs. to Portsmouth to bring my wife back
home. I have until Friday night to get her back.

Due to the severe weather we are experiencing and the short time I have to
prepare, can anyone recommend a web site that will be up to date, quite
quickly, on road conditions and closures due to the weather conditions
please?

Dave

Might be easier to get a replacement missus.

Mmmm, I considered this for a few moments, but how long would it take me
to train her in sexual education?

Dave