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On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:21:52 -0500, the infamous
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On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 17:11:22 -0800, "Lew Hodgett"
Or buy an item in a retail store, make the most menial decision
without a conference, etc.


That reminds me of some guy I watched talking on his cell phone while
he was in the corner store in my building. I knew immediately what he
was looking for ~ the ATM.

THREE TIMES he walked right by it and then had to asked the cashier if
there was an ATM on the premises.

I use a cell phone for the occasional outgoing call only. The rest of
the time it's turned off. As far as I'm concerned, cell phones do more
than just distract people. They sap 50% of one's mental prowess.
That's the only way I can explain some of the idiots I see attempting
to walk and talk on the cell phone at the same time.


It's 85%, not 50.


And have you heard? The newest affliction is carpal tunnel syndrome of
the arm that people are getting from holding the cell phone to the ear
for too long a period.


Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Makes a person all teary-eyed.

SPSB.

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