We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Owain
saying something like:

Just photocopy or photograph the keyboard before dismantling.

If it's so disgustingly grungy you can't even read the letters or
numbers, much good that is.

http://www.flickr.com/search/?q=filt...eyboards&w=all

(or learn to touchtype!)

Ah, I knew there was a reason for that.