You know youre a hick when youre from Tennessee. There is nothing wrong with being a hick, as long as you are aware of it. Culturally, you are a total ****ing moron. You do not appreciate the sophistication of exotic places like Paris and Milan. You have a fixation with horse penis. You have a hard drive full of Tiger Woods pics with cumstains all over them. You live in an area that is so backwoods that you make your mother blow bubbles while you take pictures with your DSLR for entertainment. You wish she was blowing you instead. Your eyebrows are more Bushy than a Pakistani womans pubic beaver. Your nose is shaped like it has been rammed up a chickens asshole too many times.
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