Funerals for dead cucumbers. The thought boggles the mind.

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Christopher A. Young
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warming. And, lets teach everyone how to have "safe" sex
by
rolling a condom on a cucumber before going to town.


I should think it would be better to simply explain that if
they washed the
cucumber properly first, there would be no need to slip a
condom on it for
safe sex...

It might be simpler, but it would be incorrect. Perhaps with
fatal
results.