The Daring Dufas wrote:
Oren wrote:
On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 16:40:55 -0600, "HeyBub"
wrote:

The Daring Dufas wrote:
Birds have actually built nests in the lights so turning on a heater
every time a bird lights in the light (pun) you would turn on heat.

But the heat would serve to incubate the eggs, leaving momma free to
flirt with the flight. The chicks would then end up as unsupervised
avians leading to the spread of "feather delinquency."

What the heck's wrong with the "midgets with hair-dryers" proposal?

Not enough "midgets" to fill the job demand?

You would have to find the cast of "Under the Rainbow" and
put them to work.

TDD
sounds like a good project for obama to create jobs and put folks back
to work. would it work better with tall people instead of short people
on ladders? Maybe a Cash For Blinkers program.

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