To My ever Loving Wife



During the past year I have attempted to seduce you 365 times.

I succeeded 36 times. This averages once every ten days.

The following is a list of the reasons for when I did not succeed:

" We will wakeup the
children"- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 7

"It's too
hot"- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
15

" It's too
cold"- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
5

" It's too
late"- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 16

" It's too
early"- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 23

" You are too
tired"- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 39

Pretending that you are sleeping - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
60

Window is open neighbors will hear us - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
9

You are having Backache - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
16

You are having
Toothache - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 2

You are having Headache - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
10

You are having
Giggles - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 4

You Are too
Full - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 4

You are not in a
Mood - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 21

Baby is
Crying - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 19

You want to watch Late Show - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 7

You want to watch Early Show - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 5

You had to put on Mud Pack - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 2

You need to put on Beauty Cream on your face - - - - - - - - - - 1

The bed is
Squeaking - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 52

The Company will Hear us in next Room - - - - - - - - - - - - - 7

Darling You're too Drunk - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
5

"Sweetheart do you think we could improved our record this coming Year"



"Caesar Romano" wrote in message
...
Does anyone know of a single-word that conveys the meaning of a women,
in the throes of passion, being naturally well lubricated? This is
for a fictional story.
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