"Jim Thompson" /Snicker
wrote in message ...
On Wed, 9 Dec 2009 19:42:43 -0000, "ian field"
wrote:




IDIOT SIGHTING #1

My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave
the girl a £5 note. Our total was £4.20, so I also handed her a Twenty
pence
piece
She said, 'you gave me too much money.'
I said, 'Yes I know, but that way you can just give me a pound back
.'She was puzzled and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my
request. I did so, and he handed me back the 20 pence and said 'We're
sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.'
The girl then proceeded to give me back 80 pence in change!

Do not confuse the staff at MacDonald's.
IDIOT SIGHTING #2

We had to have the garage door repaired. The GARADOR repairman told us
that
one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the
opener.
I thought for a minute and said that we had the largest one GARADOR made
at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Madam, you
need a 1/4 horsepower.'
I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'NOOO, it's not.
Four is larger than two.
'
We haven't used Garador repair since. Happened in Moor Park, Nr Watford
UK
IDIOT SIGHTING #3

I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbour call the
local
town council office to request the removal of the "DEER CROSSING" sign on
our road.
She said the reason was: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!
I
don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'

Story from Potters Bar, Herts, UK


IDIOT SIGHTING #4

My daughter went to a local Kentucky Fried and ordered a taco.
She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said
he
was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.

From South Oxhey. Herts. , UK...

IDIOT SIGHTING #5
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an Irish airport
employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your
knowledge"?
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'
Happened Luton Airport ... UK


IDIOT SIGHTING #6

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I
was
crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine. She asked if
I
knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people
when
the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'what on earth are blind people doing
driving?!'
She is a Local County Councillor employee in Harrow, Middlesex, UK
IDIOT SIGHTING #7

When my husband and I arrived at Our Local Ford dealer to pick up our car,
we were told the keys had been locked in it.
We went to the service department and found a mechanic working
feverishly
to unlock the driver's side door.
As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door
handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
'Hey,' I announced to the Fitter/Mechanic, 'its open!'
His reply, 'I know. I have already done that side.'

This was at Ford dealership in St Albans, Hertfordshire UK.
IDIOT SIGHTING #8
A coach party were out for the day, stopped of at a refreshment halt in
Hertfordshire and queued up for tea and coffee. One group asked for "Six
decaffeinated please", to which the girl replied: "Sorry, we only do
coffee!"
Story from Luton Probus.
STAY ALERT! They walk among us, and the scary part is that they have the
RIGHT TO VOTE and to PRODUCE!







Hey! You mean the UK is about to reach Mississippi IQ levels ?:-)

My favourite is the Garador engineer.

A couple of years ago, my landlord refurbished all the lock up garages with
Garador brand doors, a few weeks later all my tools vanished with no sign of
forced entry.

Now I keep my (replacement) tools indoors and secure my motorcycle with a
hefty chain even when its in the lockup.

Someone told me Garador is a subsidiary of a well known helicopter
manufacturer - now I look up nervously and get ready to run whenever I hear
a helicopter overhead.